I love the Penis Game. My best friend and I are in a car together quite often. You know how boring cars can be on an island as small as the one we live on? Well, I didn't think so, but take my word for it, it's boring. If you aren't cruising Tumon (that's our Tourists-R-Us spot) or sightseeing around the island (which'll only take you about 6-8 hours including stops), the boredom in the car skyrockets. So, in order to pass time in the car, we've redeveloped the penis game that was seen in 500 Days of Summer. I know it sounds lame, yet intruiging and quite perverted. Read on, Dear Reader, Read on.

While we sit in the car and pass random people walking on the side of the road, we yell the word, "PENIS!!" Well, those people and the people who's car windows are rolled down. However, comma, we DO have rules. In the presence of young kids and elders, we do not play this game, and we don't shout to these groups. When we're on a straight road, we see who can yell it the loudest, though we yell it outside the car so we don't break eachother's eardrums.

I guess the best part of playing this game is listening to the reactions of the people we yell it to. One time out of the many that we yelled to a bunch of high school kids coming off the bus and walking home, they turned around so fast one guy nearly fell. I'm not sure I've laughed harder while playing the game. Another pretty cool part is introducing this game to others in the car.

I initiated my boyfriend's brother, Brandon, middle school 8th grade, into this game. He enjoyed the shocked looks and feeling like we could get caught at any moment so much that when we played amongst ourselves, he won. It shocked Skadooshhh and I so much that we told Saru all about it. The real kicker is when your younger siblings are exposed to the same game. Well, not my younger siblings, but Skadooshhh's and Saru's. Skadoosh's little sister, Nae, is like, 4th grade and the day she rode with Skadoosh and I to the beach was an eye-opener for her. I don't know what she felt when she first participated in the game, but I can tell you that she enjoyed whatever feeling that was and starts the game whenever she's in the car with us again. I told you about Saru's brother, Brandon, but let me tell you about Saru's 5th grade sister, Sandra. She goes to the same school as Nae, Skadoosh's sister, and when we introduced her to the game, well, maybe it's because they're in elementary, but she had the same reaction as Nae. They both start the game now. Well, ONLY with us. It probably still seems weird, but we have rules for this game, and we enforce them, too.

Well, Reader, you should take a drive and randomly yell PENIS!! to someone. You won't be disappointed at how you feel. For me, it's a feeling of freedom, almost like I could pretty much do anything. Along with that sense of freedom, there's also this little part of me that says, "Girl, don't trip. You ain't gonna get caught." -In a Brooklyn accent. (Pretty awesome, right? :D ) Anyways, Enjoy the game. Introduce it to your best friend. &When you're in a store, like KMart, stroll down to the furniture section and just randomly say, "Penis." Then, disappear. But make sure you can still see the people in the aisle or whatever. You wanna get a good look at their reactions. &When you feel comfortable enough, you can start slipping the word "penis" into everyday conversation and watch confusion spread over the face of whoever you're talking to. For example:

Well, Reader. Enjoy! :D